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The most popular dad on tv(probably cuz he strangles his kids)
the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money
Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!
The modern Renaissance man.
Homer Simpson for President!
Lisa Simpson, your test score was 187%, and the max was 100%.
a girl who has almost not talent at all. was once a major poser who wouldnt hold a note to save her life a few years ago. now she is a fake, plastic faced slut who still cant hold a note to save her life. also says shit about how she loves how her natural body is, then gets plastic surgery on it the next day. the only way the world even knows her is through the fact that her sister was famous for her actual talent. has a tendency to lip sync at concerts (to the hideous screeching she calls music), and then gets caught.
ugh! stop trying to act all punk...you look like ashley simpson all over again!
The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.
Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.