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The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style
What happened to your knees??
Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters
(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits
Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers
A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals
Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter
A derogatory term that refers to people who are sexually attracted to cheese and like show it in public settings.
Oh look there’s that god damn cheese skeeter
Skeeter boppers are natural born 'doing the most' trophy winners. They go hard in the yard in everybody's yard.
Lil Jizzy was skeeter bopping through Walmart today. You should have seen Lil Jizzy go
A skeeter is someone who can skeet all night !
Anshuman: Ria I skeeted all over your pillow!
Ria: Oh my god ! Get out of my house !
Anshuman: I'm sorry ! I know im such a skeeter!
Ria: It's alright hunny. I forgive you.
a fancy man calogne
thank you so much for my skeeter juice, i will smell so good now
"they only want you for your skeeter juice"