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When you shake someone's dick to greet them, instead of shaking hands.
I heard Joe gave Brad a Sloppy Chad.
When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.
Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.
A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!
A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.
Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.
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When three men gangband a dog. First man puts his distorted testicles in the dogs mouth, second goes in the anal cavity and the third goes into the urethra.
Billy, chad, Jacob have my pet Harry a sloppy snoopy.
An alter-ego that only appears when someone is absolutely shitfaced. The alter-ego has a completly different personality and does things they eventually regret in the morning. The person is usually blackedout and usually pukes alot.
My freind Drags was so hammered last night, he was Sloppy Dropps
A washed up- been around every block- ho; leaving her goods blown out like a sloppy boot.
A loose goose.
I could park a semi in there sideways! Parker was right, she is a sloppy boot.