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Sticky mess created by the inability to supress an ultra violent orgasm
When you go for the Jersey turnpike, and she closes the entrance ramp, resulting in a dirty sanchez, and maybe a pearl necklace(optional) thus creating a Sloppy Pippin
When a midget fist pumps his bosses knob which splats on the ceiling requiring him to use a trampoline to tongue clean the ceiling while fist fucking his own ass.
You gotta watch them midgets they are always ready to perform a sloppy Frank!!!
A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!
When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.
Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.
A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.
Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.
The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."
My girlfriend refused anal, so I gave her a well deserved Sloppy Biffle.
An alter-ego that only appears when someone is absolutely shitfaced. The alter-ego has a completly different personality and does things they eventually regret in the morning. The person is usually blackedout and usually pukes alot.
My freind Drags was so hammered last night, he was Sloppy Dropps