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To have sexual intercourse. To fuck.
Young Jack wants to smash Evelyn
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(verb, intransitive) To engage in quick, vigorous and unbridled sexual intercourse. Frequently ends in premature ejaculation and tears.
It should be noted that "smash" is an intransitive verb and should never carry a direct object. (despite what one may read on the internets) One should never say "She's so hot, I'd smash her all night." Rather, the object is implied by the context. "She's so hot. I'd smash all night."
"Come on, Becky. Lemme smash."
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Term used in South-East London meaning you have someone doing whatever you want. Nb. often it will simply be a comeback when nothing else is able to be used.
To have someone on smash.
1: Get a drink for me please.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!
1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!
1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.
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The action of chatting over plenty of fish. It is called this due to the agressive smashing of cords when connecting to the other person.
Hey bud, what's up?" "Not much, just smashing with this chick
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Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.
She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!
She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.
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Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.
OMGWTFBBQ! that SmasheD dude can pick up chicks and play BF42 at the same time, while looking cool!
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