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when you ripp a bong and shotgun the smoke into a girls vaginal cavities. then suck it back in threw your nose.
Dude she was so hammered last night she let smokey cave her
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A gathering of close friends in a vehicle with a large amount of alcohol, and cruising the backroads at a maximum speed of 20 mph
"Hey guys! Lets go for a SMOKEY RED 22!"
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The unwavering guilt of maintaining a vegetarian diet while simultaneously possessing a magnetic attraction to the consumption of the 'smokey bacon' variety of chip flavors.
"I always feel like people are judging me at the grocery store and when I buy meat-flavored chips; it's as if they know all my soy and fresh vegetable products are all lies. It's then that I remember no one gives a flying fuck what kind of chips I buy, and this is just my 'smokey bacon' complex talking."
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the bathroom is on fire!!
smokey the nigger bear is the goat
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When the factors that be align in perfect harmony, to suggest the opportune moment to give thanks and praises to jah through burning of the ganj.
Phone Call:
Guy 1: Yo man, you done with class yet?
Guy 2: Yea...i just got out.
Guy 1: Word, meet me at my place in ten minutes then. It's smokey tokey time.....and bring a blunt.
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Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.
Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.
Prostitute: Da fuck is that?
Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.
Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.
Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.
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To top off a pair of titties with a load of jiz in a classy way, of course.
Field Position: Girl on her back during a 69, or with her head hanging off of the bed getting face fucked.
The Score: Just before you bust a nut, pull your dick out of her mouth, plop your nuts in there, wedge her nose between your cheeks & blow your load all over her tits(aimimg for the nipples) while singing, "On Top Of Old Smokey". Strictly a class move.
The Extra Point(s): Fart. (but pull your nuts out of her mouth first!) -OR- Go for two points; by pulling your dick out and wiping it off all over her brand new curtains(you know, the ones that match her dust ruffle), grab your clothes and kick her cat in the ass on your way out the door.
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