to smurf

smurftastic, smurf ya, i smurfed her

so what happened with the hot chick from the bar, i smurfed her , shut the smurf up, no its true, SMURF YA!

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smurffed

the act of sexual congress between two smurfs

Took her in the parking lot. She smurffed me

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smurf

To give someone a blow job.

This slut ,Jen, gave Justin and Chalen both a smurf.

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smurf

a wet dick slap across the face of a sleeping victim or willing party

dude#1: "dan is asleep. quick dip your dick in some honey and give him a nice sweet smurf!"

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Smurfs

a sort of vernarial Disease.

I got the smurfs.

I need to get my privates checked for the smurfs.

Please god don't tell me I have the smurfs.

Great,my dick is blue, I got the f-in smurfs!!

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smurf

A DoS attack.

I smurfed his ass!

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smurfs

Blue colored diamonds worn in any type of jewelry

"You seen them smurfs in the pendant on his chain? He must be ballin'!"

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