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A gardener who refuses to eat tomatoes s/he didn't grow in the garden. Can be used for all other produce grown in a garden as someone who won't eat anything s/he didn't grow.
"I'm such a tomato snob, I can't go out to eat anymore."
A typical know-it-all, prissy, and snobby human being. Acts like he knows more than you, is better than you, and his views and thoughts are superior to your own.
Yeah, Tom, he's a really snob nose--he always tries to disprove your opinions.
Someone that dresses like they are going camping, but isn't leaving the suburbs anytime soon. Nature snobs are typically found stalking shoppers in sporting good retail outlets, telling embellised nature stories to impress other nature snobs.
Nature Snob; "I climbed Mt. Shasta in under 2 hours while wearing these $200 over priced name brand hiking boots. Yeah, I'm totally outdoorsy."
Someone who shoves shit in random peoples urethras and then gives them a hot carl but they dont talk about it anymore like they used to and its kinda sad at this point.
Guy1: hey ill give you a Hib snob if you want.
Guy2: no thanks im getting a Trundle frunt later.
someone who stops by at Starbuck at the corner of the street every morning before getting into the office
But my day just doesn't get started off the right foot without Starbucks. I guess I'm a starbuck snob.
A surfer who treats other surfers like they are inferior, either because of level of talent or experience. They cut you off, belittle, or alienate. The surfer who has the mechanics but not the spirit. The surfer asshole.
Mike is such a surf snob, he thinks he is Kelly Slater.
A person who uses their job to engage in self appointed status.
"You have no idea how busy my day was and the decisions I made! Honestly, without me the whole place would fall over."
"Jerry - you're being a job snob. The stationary cupboard was already stocked."