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When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
A snookie punch is when a chick gets punched or sucker punched in the face.
'Snookie punch is named after mtv's famous reality show, Jersey Shore. A pop culture reference to the character Nicole Polizzi, a self proclaimed "guidette" nicknamed Snookie, after she was sucker punched at 'The Beachcomber Bar' while having a good time with the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore at the end of season 1, episode 4: Fade To Black.'
Other variations of the word are Snookers punch, Snickers punch or any variation of Snookie's nickname botched by her house mates during the season.
Carlo: This girl is ragging on everything I do. I will snookie punch her if she doesn't STFU.
Dino: I'm going to snookie punch you when you're not looking.
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The act of throwing a punch that hits one or more bystanders as well as the intended target.
Al threw a snooki punch that took out half the crowd.
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This diet consists of drinking alcohol all day and swallowing large amounts of protien.
I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.
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The official drink of Jersey Shore themed parties. It will knock you on your ass and take your Ed Hardy Hat clean off.
Recipe:
one half part bacardi 151
one part chambord
one part soco
two parts pinapple juice
top it with a splash of beer
There was a situation last night after the Snookie Punch hit me.
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The process in which a dog ejaculates onto the vagina of an elephant while eating a Snickerdoodle cookie
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that little piece of hair that sticks up anywhere on your head.
Sort of like bed head
"you got a big ol' snookie roll on ur head man!"
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