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An individual who consumes large amounts of Mountain Dew, Surge, or any kind of energy drink. Just drinking these beverages does not make one a soda drinker, it is an entire sub-culture of people. These kids often spend a lot of time playing online video games like "World of Warcraft", "Counterstrike", or other games like "Dungeons and Dragons." Many love anime, and bad movies like "Donnie Darko" or the "Blade" series. Styles of dress include bondage pants with lots of straps and buckles on them, an unnecessary amount of large wallet chains, all black clothing, a shirt that says something along the lines of "Do I look like a f***ing people person?" on them, very obscure makeup on their faces, and huge boots, sometimes with spikes or chain mail on them. Music choices often include Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot, Ministry, Staind, Linkin Park, and/or Disturbed.
"Look at all those soda drinkers lined up for the Slipknot show."
"What do you call those goth kids that hang around a dead end town? A soda drinker right?"
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A genetically modified form of carbonated water containing grape flavoring. This deliciously addictive substance was first introduced to inner city black communities in the 1950's as a way of suppressing people of color by causing hypertension and/or high blood pressure. In the early 90's government scientists again altered Grape Soda by adding certain compounds, that when mixed with Newports and Hot Cheetos, creates a euphoric high. This convenience store trifecta of unhealthy choices has destroyed the black community and Grape Soda is truly the genesis of the plight of the African Amercan in the United States today.
Larry done had a Newport with his hot Cheetos, but this Grape Soda gonna have him lit, son!!!
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beer, the kind bought for $10 at a baseball game when you could have bought it for 99 cents at the 7 Eleven.
Yo man at the end of this inning im gonna go get a man soda, u want one??
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Noun:
1. An idividual with a carbonation/caffine dependancy.
2. One who befriends employees at certain establishments in order to score free sodas to support their habbit.
Damn JJ, have you been soda slutting it out all night? This is fourth 32oz. tonight man.
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Coors Light. Especially the cold activated bottles.
"I just had a Coors Light."
"Dont you mean Silver Soda up in this porty?"
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Another version of "so to speak", a completely useless expression often combined with other useless expressions like "it is what it is" or "back in the day".
"Yo, dude, what's up with that big scratch you put in my snowboard?"
"Don't know what happened. It is what it is, so to speak."
"Don't give me that soda speak bullshit, what the fuck happened?"
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Similar to "Choda Soda," Scrota Soda is the sweat that accumulates in between the schlong and the scrote.
Chad decided to help Zak move and, before he knew it, had a full cup of scrota soda in his shorts.
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