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A way of getting revenge or harassing someone
Nick: You didn't share your croissant with me, and had my sandwich without permission? Just you wait; one day, you'll come home and your sofa will be shaking!
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X:Physics and Chemistry were pretty easy in the test, but Maths was definitely shaking my sofa.
Someone who only ever watches football from the sofa, often supporting a team not near to where they live. Sofa supporters also are often 'fans' who have never played football, or to a decent level, but think they know it all when it comes to football knowledge. Often the laziest football fans consumed by the modern day comforts of technology, as they will also always been on their phone throughout the entirety of the match.
'Dean couldn't be bothered to go to the stadium to watch his mighty reds live, as he would rather watch the game at home from the comfort of his sofa. Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter'.
' Joey thought he has it all figured out when it come to football knowledge because he uses big words and technical phrases, but the guy has never played a full 90'minute game in his life! Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter
having a period
You can come round if you like, but I should warn you... I’m on the red sofa.
A retired police officer or a cop that rides a desk.
Or Can also be your pet pig just hanging out on a couch.
That sofa pig thinks he can still arrest people.
Or look at my fat sofa pig hee likes the choch alot
A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"
"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.
"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"
The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.
That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.