Spanish Teacher

A teacher who uses cringey songs just to make you learn how to spell "book" in Spanish. Also, he spends his spare time learning songs that they expect students to like. In addition, they give you headaches.

Hey, you remember that annoying Spanish teacher? I hear he still uses that annoying Rockalingua website just to teach those 6 Grade kids how to write a few words.

Ugh, I remember when he used that website just to show us how to write stuff in our room.

Spanish Quickie

a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla

Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"

Spanish Panda

Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.

That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!

Gasps in Spanish

Typed like *gasps in Spanish* , it is text lingo used for when something is just SO totally unbelievably crazy, you have to change your language to believe it. (If you already speak Spanish, you’re doing the right thing).

Friend- “I’m pregnant”
You- *gasps in Spanish*

spanish moon

1)a clear and brilliant full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky

2)a night club in Baton Rouge, Louisiana

3)a song by Little Feat about a night club

The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.

spanish boy

A boy of hispanic or latin decent usually the finest boy on the block. His accent and good looks are what girls of all races dread for.

G: Damn did you see the new spanish boy that moved in next door?

A: Yah, he is so hot.

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Spanish Typewriter

When a girl writes her initials on a guys soft weinke. When the girl makes the guy hard her full name appears on his woody.

Jeremy got a spanish typewriter from Kayla. I now know her full name!

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