Gasps in Spanish

Typed like *gasps in Spanish* , it is text lingo used for when something is just SO totally unbelievably crazy, you have to change your language to believe it. (If you already speak Spanish, you’re doing the right thing).

Friend- “I’m pregnant”
You- *gasps in Spanish*

spanish moon

1)a clear and brilliant full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky

2)a night club in Baton Rouge, Louisiana

3)a song by Little Feat about a night club

The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.

spanish boy

A boy of hispanic or latin decent usually the finest boy on the block. His accent and good looks are what girls of all races dread for.

G: Damn did you see the new spanish boy that moved in next door?

A: Yah, he is so hot.

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Spanish Sandwich

A sexual act where a man repeatedly pokes his penis through two women's lips as they kiss. Also known as a a double-sided hot dog or a senor gonzalez.

''Damn if you had a sister as fine as you, I would have both of you in a spanish sandwich''

i'm put you in the sandwich

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Spanish 3H

The worst Spanish class on the face of the planet. If you take Spanish 3H, you will end up failing. The material is dumb cultural things that you do not understand.

Somehow the conversations always revert back to Gloria from the tv show, Modern Family.

Boy 1: I'm failing Spanish 3H right now.
Boy 2: Who do you have?
Boy 1: Mrs. Palmada
Boy 2: oh, that explains it.

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Spanish Typewriter

When a girl writes her initials on a guys soft weinke. When the girl makes the guy hard her full name appears on his woody.

Jeremy got a spanish typewriter from Kayla. I now know her full name!

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Spanish

A very annoying class that is required in Columbus Grove to graduate high school.

I have to go to spanish next period. uhhhh.

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