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An ignorant, hopeless, lazy, self absorbed imbecile that so desperately wants the world to revolve around them they turn minor incidents into opportunities to screw people over and act like they are personal victories.
An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.
A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.
An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.
A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.
i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
Virginia just got done with another one of her stories where she suspended a 5th grader for drawing a picture of her eating a bag of dicks, she's a real spark-pod.
Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.
The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.
Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.
That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
A Spark Delivery driver for Walmart that uses the Spark app to deliver groceries for Walmart, they sit in the Walmart parking lot all day waiting for the low paying offers with no tips on them that have 200 items going to a 3rd story apartment 15 miles away for $6.50
Hey Jenny when I drove by Walmart a bit ago I seen all the Spark Muppets sitting in the parking lot waiting for some lowball offers to deliver.
The reserved parking location in Walmart, Sams Club, Home Depot parking lots reserved for Spark Drivers.
I’m headed to work. If you need to find me I’ll be in Walmarts Sparking lot.
Bat.
a BIG marijuana joint. Spark. Fire; as in light the joint.
Crank up your speakers, sit back and spark a bat.
Term coined by the Talking Heads in their popular song Creatures of Love "It's okay to be afraid, When the blue sparks hit your brain." Not sure if it's reference blue sparks of love or blue sparks during the act of love.
John knew he was in trouble when he met Beth. He immediately felt blue sparks, but she paid no attention, because he was such a goober.
A vague phrase that apparently has lovey-dovey connotations. Flying sparks makes for a great screensaver or background to a music video w/ lyrics, but how it's supposed to allegorize love... I do not know. Recommended to say in a uwu voice.
Someone: sparks fly!!!
Someone else: spawwks fwwy!!!
Recording Artist, Actress, humanist
Philly Jawn, with Deep Dimps
Bet Hip Hop Cypher, Imbd professional actress, Double Cross, WeTv
She just wants to create a new generation of hustlers.
Asia Sparks is your FAJA, Asia Sparks the SparkleGirl, Have you YouTube Asia Sparks Yet? , Follow Asia Sparks @SparklegirlA