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A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
A term for someone who one-ups you with a worse story. A bad story-topper.
"Man, last night, someone threw poop on me out of their window."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."
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When you self time a camera and just let it roll while you do thing(it is what Spider-Man essentially does when he needs pictures for the Daily Bugle, his thing would be fighting villains)
Dude, those spiderman pictures you took were so blurry, I couldn't see a thing.
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When you have a few too many drinks at the bar and attempt to preform the spiderman on your woman, you end up throwing the jizz in your own face
I preformed a Drunkin Spiderman last night when I got home wasted from a bar. I was doing my wife, and right before I was gonna finish, I pulled out to preform the Spiderman; but b/c I was so drunk I accidently threw the jizz in my own face instead of hers
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A Spiderman Bitch is when you are doing your partner doggystyle and you are about to climax you pull out ejaculate in your hand while telling your partner "Damn baby I feel like a super hero can you guess which one"as she turns to look at you in confusion you fling your ejaculated baby making juice in her face "making it look like the webbing from spiderman" while yelling Spiderman Bitch.
I blew my wad into my hand and used it as my webbing to shoot in my girls face whlie I yelled Spiderman Bitch while roleplaying in the bedroom.
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it is the same as the spiderman but insted of throwing your cum you slap her across the face with your cum filled hand.
mary jane told spiderman she didnt give head so he pulled out and gave her an angry spiderman... now she knows better
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when having sex with your whore you ejaculate into your hand and then throw the sperm at your whore as spiderman would throw his spiderweb.
soulja boy: spiderman that whore, now YOUUU
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