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When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space
dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters
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saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.
Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.
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The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!
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A social gathering at which feces/defication fetishes are enjoyed. Any gathering in which the focus involves the spreading, projection, or excessive use of bodily fluids for fetish satisfying purposes. Often refers to group parties at which individuals lay under a glass table while others deficate on the glass above them (aka glass bottom boating), though may be more specific to the observance of more explosive diarrhea in this context.
May also refer to gory horror/slasher movie marathons or group viewings.
Jaime got to observe his first glass bottom boating at the splatter party last weekend.
When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall
Hot single Asians in your area. Click now to see them splattered!!
The art of putting a dyed hot dog into a trumpet and blasting it at a wall-stationed Tic Tac Toe board utilizing pressurized gas.
"Im gonna go play some Splatter Tic Tac Toe with Joe in a little bit."
When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.
Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.