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is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. This is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it's recommended that a trampoline is used. The tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. Then with a series of violent rotations begins to shit with great force, and a beautiful array of color. Stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.
Although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. I think that dude needs a nap though now.
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A beat that sounds like a sprinkler or a sprinkler system.
B-Rad- Hey yo, gimme that sprinkler beat, I'm always spittin fire, I wanna spit some water today.
When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.
Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
The act of rotating your penis while urinating, especially in a really crowded place.
Man, the party was dying, then Lucas give everybody the old Ugandan sprinkler.
A person that sprinkles a object all over cows such as jizz orange juice etc
That girl alyssa is such a cow sprinkler
When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.
David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.
Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.
Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"
Mark "You cider sprinkler"
Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"
(slip)