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A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Deriving from the small portions of faeces that can get stuck in the eye of the penis during unprotected anal sex being similar to the portions of potato that get pulled out when a small hand-held Spud Gun is inserted into the potato to 'load' it.
Hey, the street is closed for a gay rights march.
Fucking spud guns, get off the road.
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Spud Gunning (v.) - The process of going to the store and purchacing a ten pound bag of potatoes and can of hair spray. Once the supplies are purchaced put them in the back of a pickup truck along with a potato cannon. Next drive out to a remote desert location and shoot the potatoes!
My friends and I went spud gunning for three hours this weekend. It was bomb.
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Any individual male or female who likes to tickle spuds. In this case spuds refers to a man's testicular region.
man: Hey will you suck me off?
spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.
man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?
apud tickler: Yes.
A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.
"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
Locking ones fists together then proceeding to spud another individual. See Spudding.
I just gave that nerd a king spud.
the sport of slingin spuds (aka: tatters) out of a moving pick up truck with friends. typically done by rednecks. objective: try to hit as many signs such as yeild,stop,railroad, and street signs as possible.
person 1: hey man wanna go throw some spuds?
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!