Spud Gun

A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Deriving from the small portions of faeces that can get stuck in the eye of the penis during unprotected anal sex being similar to the portions of potato that get pulled out when a small hand-held Spud Gun is inserted into the potato to 'load' it.

Hey, the street is closed for a gay rights march.

Fucking spud guns, get off the road.

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Love Spuds

Bollocks

Hey bitch come and empty my love spuds.

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Spud Gunning

Spud Gunning (v.) - The process of going to the store and purchacing a ten pound bag of potatoes and can of hair spray. Once the supplies are purchaced put them in the back of a pickup truck along with a potato cannon. Next drive out to a remote desert location and shoot the potatoes!

My friends and I went spud gunning for three hours this weekend. It was bomb.

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spud dome

fellatio from a potato.

i was making mashed potatoes last night and i decided to give myself some spud dome.

King Spud

Locking ones fists together then proceeding to spud another individual. See Spudding.

I just gave that nerd a king spud.

Spuds McFuton

A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.

"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."

Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."

Spud neek

Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner

1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day

2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek