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A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).
Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.
The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
Your Heaven Stache is glistening in the light, my son. You are truly a sage.
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Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.
quote "baby, you gotta shave your butt-stache"
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The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.
Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache
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an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.
Dude did you see that girl's mustache? Yeah I'd like to take a stache-along on her face.
Water droplets condensing on a moustache
Yo! sick stache dew bro! you got that condensation on"
Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache
I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!
When you cum on her chest and then slap her across her stach area with a twizzlers pull 'n' peel.
"She's not into donkey punches anymore. She likes to get a Sticky Stache. It raises her blood pressure."