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What the fuck is a stanley knife?
Why, it's a cutty slicy thing, havn't you been on urban dictionary recently?
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The act of standing back to back with your significant other, bending over and having sex backwards. (your butt-cheeks should be touching and your penis should be between your legs.)
-"Have you read Holes?"
-"No, but I am an expert on Stanley Yelnats."
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Basically, a gigantic pile of fresh poop! It's so fresh you can see the steam lines rising off the giant land mine!
Hey cowboy, you had better watch out for the steaming stanley that you are about to dip your ostrich leather boots into!
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When a friend intentually takes a smelly dump in your house, aparment or RV. Its only considered a stanly steamer if it smells to high heaven.
I just took a stanley steamer and it stinks.
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Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.
"She wanted some tough love, so I did the Stanley Steamer"
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A shit so magnificent that when let loose it undoubtedly clogs the toilet. Not only does the rank of this shit flow out of the batheroom and into other rooms...but in nearly every case in releasing this magnificent shit it leads to having to call the carpet company Stanley Steamer to have them remove the shit stains on the carpets caused by the original outstanding dump that not only clogged the toilet but got on the carpet.
"You bastard you let loose a Stanley Steamer again..Call them up..speed dial number 4 ass hole"
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When you fist a girl anally and vaginally hold her above your head like a trophy and shake her up and down as if you won the Stanley cup
She got a concussion from the Stanley cup I gave her last night
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