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The most fucking disgusting fucking potent coffee in the world.
My first and ONLY Starbucks experience:
Me: I got a coffee from Starbucks the other day, and then I had to be admitted to the hospital to get that battery acid pumped out of my stomach.
My friend who had never been cursed into having a Starbucks coffee before: Why the fuck did you drink it then if it tasted like that?
Me: Because I thought it was fucking supposed to taste like that. I always heard that it was STRONG.
Her: Hahahahaahahaha!
Me: *punches her in the face then continues groaning about aching stomach*
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adj. To visit, purchase and then consume drinks from Starbucks.
Starbuck - Future tense
Starbuckking - Present tense
Starbucked - Past tense
Fut. I am going to Starbuck my way across Manhattan.
Present. I am starbuckking my way across Manhattan.
Past. I starbucked my way across Manhattan.
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The only coffee shop (I know of at least) where the tall is a small and the short is an extra large. You also have to speak what I call "Starbucks" to order anything fancy there. Sheesh.
Barista: "Welcome to Starbucks"
Customer: "I'll have a grande caramel latte with ice and an expresso shot please."
Barista: "Would you like whipped cream or caramel sauce on that?"
Customer: "No thanks, but I'll also get one of your venti Mocha frappachino iced coffees!"
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a really good coffee shop where they starve all the kids in africa to make them work under-paid every day
but we love it to the core anyway!
"lets go to starbucks and order a tall, skinny, hazelnut caffe latte with no added sugar, and expresso shot and no cream. because its blates the best drink that they do!"
"ok"
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Someone who sits at a coffee shop for hours at a time trying to look all cool with their laptop.
That guy is always here. Total starbucker.
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A tiny person. They are so small that they are below your eyeline and you often run in to them. Theyre so delicate that if they ever got laid theyd be crushed.
Man I ollied in to that Starbuck today and almost killed him!
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A term that didn't exist until people misheard Taylor Swift's lyrics in Blank Space, when she actually says "list of ex-lovers."
You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.
Taylor Swift: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.
Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!
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