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the anal hole . . . nough said!!
look at yours in a mirror tell me it dont look like one!
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bend over and let me smell your rusty starfish
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When having sex the female just lays on the bed like a starfish. Not moving or contributing to sex in any way.
John: Dude you totally fucked Sarah last night! How was it?
Bill: She had starfish syndrome.
John:: Fucking weak dude.
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When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!
I knew Sara had cheated on me, so before I dumped her, I gave her a golden starfish
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Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rolls her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.
While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basicly surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex.
I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway.
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The human anus, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter (i.e. shit).
Beware the unfortunate repercussions of poking the chocolate starfish!
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1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*
Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing
*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*
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