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a phrase used when some ho steps out of her bounds - connoting the use of violence to mediate disputes.
Person 1: Karen just slept with Sarah's man.
Person 2: Oh no she di'n't!
Sarah: Bitches gonna get stitches!
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a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend
Your mother sells whelks in Hull
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Jewish Stitch Job
Jewish Stitch Job.
Receiving a blow job on a freshly circumcised penis (stitches intact), whilst smoking a bong to prevent over expansion
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No
Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch
Deal with problems early do they don’t become bigger problems. If you sew up a small tear in your clothes straight away, the tear won’t grow into a bigger tear that requires more sewing later.
The people: Why lockdown now?
Boris: Because, when it comes to COVID, a stitch in time saves nine.
He used his newly-invented sewing machine (duh!).
In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
¨If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨ is said when a person is going to fight another and is not afraid.
¨Hey puto you think you´re tough?, IF you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨
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