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Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.
With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.
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A collection of members of the opposite (or same) sex kept around solely for the purpose of sexual intercourse.
Man, she's tasty. I may have to add her to my collection of bang stock.
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1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves
Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
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The lottery for rich people. Evil Republicans think we should put all of our retirement money into it. That way, we can work until we're 90 years old, because the stock market sucks up your money and doesn't give any back.
Putting Social Security into the stock market would be like taking your entire life savings to Las Vegas.
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John: I tried my hands at stock market today.
Jane: That explains missing money from our account.
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Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.
Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.
Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.
A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
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“Stock Rock Chicos” are a gang located in Stock Island, Florida a mile away from Key West. Any real Chico is a real nigga cuz he know he a real nigga. Any pussy nigga mess with a Chico then he getting stomped the fuck out.
Todd -"Yo look at these pussy looking Stock Rock Chicos on Duval st."
Chicos - “Bet”
Todd got his head stomped on and was later taken to Lower Keys Medical Center
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