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One of the many different sounds a fart can produce. Imagine a Bar stool being drug across the floor.
A guy in the stall next to me ripped a Bar stool Fart. I didn't know whether to laugh or call him a paramedic.
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a grandma that spent a lot of time in a bar when her children were young, ruined them and are now responsible for raising their grandchildren they look rode hard and put up wet, wrinkly skin and gruff voice from years of smoking
That child was brought in to be seen by their bar stool grandma.
a man sticks two fingers in his ass and shoves them up his girl's nose to harass her
Ed gave her a stool hand luke.
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when you dont want people to know you have diarrhea you call it increased stool output or ISO for short
oh man after i ate that burrito yesterday i had increased stool output for hours!
A queening stool is a low "toilet-style" seat which fits over a submissive lesbian's face and contains an opening to allow oral-genital-anal stimulation of the Lesbian Dominatrix while seated. The queening stool features full access to the dominatrix's crotch by their lesbian slave.
This seated position allows the dominatrix's pelvic floor muscles to sag and relax ... and so exposes the dominatrix's entire pussy and rectum to intimate lesbian service.
Sometimes the dominatrix will enhance this girl-sex play by actually urinating and/or defecating into/on her sex slave's mouth and face. (Hollywood rumors suggest this is a favorite ritual of Paris Hilton.)
During a heavy night of lesbian bondage, Paris Hilton got so wasted and drunk she overconed a lesbian groupie while on her diamond-studded, platinum-plated, $100,000 Lesbian Queening Stool. The poor girl-slave's (Allison) face looked like a broken sewer main!
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A stool that a motter may use while delivering oral sex to his lady friend from a seated position at the edge of the bed/motting platform.
Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.
The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.
Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.
The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.
Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.