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A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.
1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.
A heterosexual person with genital preferences
Guy1: Dude are you Super straight?
Guy2: Nah bro I'm Giga straight
Spicy straight is term a girl would use when they are straight but think some girls are pretty. They think some girls are pretty but they would never kiss one or sleep with one. Please don’t use spicy straight is invalidates bi people and lesbians.
Girl 1: What’s your sexuality
Girl 2: I’m spicy straight
Girl 1: Ah, good job invalidating lesbians and bi people!
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To do something honestly, definitely, exactly, or without making a mistake.
It is often said for emphasis
Guy 1: Dude, I straight up banged your mom last night!
Guy 2: Not cool man.
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Fresh without a doubt. Unquestionable ballin. Just plain awesome.
Dude your whole outfit matches. You are so straight thuggin right now.
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A straight crush is when a queer person gets a crush on a person who’s straight. They could be your best friend, or even the person who made you realize your sexuality. Well in this case, this person happens to be straight.
And even though you fell SO HARD, you know they’ll never look you the way you look at them: with the unignorable desire to hold hands, maybe even kiss , but they just can’t look at you the same. It’s a feeling like no other. You thinking about them EVERY DAY for the past year. slipping from reality into your day dreams of what could’ve been if they weren’t “straight.” But of course, there’s always the hope that maybe they aren’t so “straight”… MAYBE they’ll eventually look at you and see a future. A future where you’ll give each other your hearts and melt your two worlds into one. Oh, what you’ll do to make them feel your love and return it. Because when i close my eyes I see your smile. I imagine your hand squeezing mine. I think of sitting on the gravel path with you in silence watching the sunset everyday day when I see it setting. Even tho sometimes I feel like maybe this isn’t love.. and drift my thoughts of you away… I’m always eventually reminded of how you’re the one who made me realize what love is supposed to feel like …and you’re the one I have true love for. And through it’s risky, and though I’ll risk my heart shattering to pieces, I can’t lose hope that I wasn’t imagining what I felt between us, and that “us” is not impossible.
Straight crush: a person you unwillingly fall for but willingly give your heart to
“Man. I have a ‘straight’ crush”
Person who is heterosexual and married a gay, trans or bisexual person without knowledge of the LGBTQ status prior to the marriage.
She unknowingly became a straight spouse. He never told her his life long same sex attraction.