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When you have a large number of 1 dollar bills and nothing else on your person.
I have a stripper's fortune in my back pocket
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The dirt and grimey film that is left on your body after a oiled up stripper has grinded all over you.
Gross. Girl! You are covered in The dancing cowboys stripper grits.
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that wad of one dollar bills you get in change or have in your wallet, often used to tip strippers.
Ed only had a twenty dollar bill to pay for the cigarettes he was buying and the cashier gave him back some stripper chow for change.
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The condition a man gets when he first sees a woman and knows that he must have her regardless of what it takes or costs, much like the feeling of seeing the hottest stripper and knowing you must get her to grind all over you. This is a temporary condition that can only be rectified by sleeping with the girl.
Dude 1: You see that hot girl there by the bar?
Dude 2: Yeah what about her?
Dude 1: I've got a total stripper crush on her. I must have her.
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One who has been fooled into thinking that a stripper is leaving with him, then proceeds to loiter in the parking lot while she has already left out the back door into her boyfriends' car.
valet #1: "what's with that guy?"
valet #2: " oh, he's waiting for candice."
valet #1: " she just left with her man."
valet #2: " yeah, just another stripper stalker!"
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Strippers Mouth, n. - The clogged, strep sensation in a womans throat the day after she has given a deep blowjob.
Natasha: So how was last night with your new boyfriend?
Trish: Oh god it was terrible, it shoved it in my mouth deep and now i think I have strippers mouth
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the stank of cheap perfume and cigarettes... you know, what strippers smell like
I know you went to The Jiggly Room last night cuz your clothes got that stripper smell!
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