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when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up
ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!
Lesbian. When lesbians stretch their clitoris to the point that they have miniature penises. A common practice among carpet lickers.
Why is her clit so big it looks like a cock? 'Cause she is a "stump tugger!"
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Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.
Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump
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When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.
Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.
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The base of your spine where your monkey tail would have been before you evolved.
I just broke my monkey stump when skateboarding
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They Call him Stump because he his All Root!
Some walk up and put it in, Stump puts it in and walks up.
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