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A snack made by Liv Hatley for her husband, Ben. Whenever she bakes cookies, she leaves a bowl of cookie dough for Ben to eat. Often his grandkids want some too. And that includes Bryant Hollifield. He once said 'Raw food is all the rage. Just think of it as Cookie-Sushi'.
Liv: Anybody want some cookies? There's a bowl of Cookie-Sushi in the refrigerator.
Ben: Man, you've been cooking all day? This calls for a serious Benmobile.
Liv: Don't forget about the soy milk smoothie I left on the table for you. I want to keep my Hatley boy looking good!
Ben: Yeah, Cookie-Sushi is all the rage these days. (digs his hand into the bowl) Mmmmm, this is good. I love chocolate chip cookies!
Nick: Hey, what's that? I've never seen it. Is that some cookie dough?
Ben: (laughing) Not just cookie dough, buddy. That's cookie-sushi! Just try it. You'll love it.
Nick: (unsure) Should I taste it? Would it be too raw?
Barry: Sure! Its not so raw. You know your grandpa Ben says: Raw food is all the rage!
Nick: This is great! But how are we going to work off all this gooey?
Ben: The Benmobile, of course!! Want a ride? (hops on the Benmobile) Here we go! This is going to be good.
Nick: Sweet! You know how I love to come along for the ride when you ride this thing. (he picks up a cowboy hat) RIDE 'EM, HATLEY!
Liv: (laughing) Have fun you two! Later on, I might have to hop on there myself. Cookie-Sushi rocks! (walks over and high fives Ben)
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The ancient art of Japanese cuisine, where a man covers his erect penis in fish eggs of any type. He then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female of mutual consent, with full intentions of creating small Asian fish babies.
Steven: I totally sushi rolled Tina last night bro.
Tyler: oh yeah? How was it?
Steven: it was phenomenal... she's bringing the wasabi later tonight.
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a codeword for sneaking out, esp. for around parents and the like
Mark: hey, Sophie, want to get sushi tonight? Sophie: Yes
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A sushi surprise is the act of inserting the penis into a empty sushi (seaweed and rice only) so your girlfriend can suck your penis and eat the sushi at the same time.
This practice has been elaborated by Osoma Kinubushi, a japanese cook in the early 70's. Since then, it became a common practice in Japan, as well as in North America and Europe.
I love to give my girlfriend a sushi surprise on valentine's day.
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verb- Female masturbation
My co-worker got me so horny, I've got to go to take a break and roll sushi so I can concentrate the rest of the day.
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An unpleasant smelling vagina.
Man my girl needs to deuche, she has a sushi bar going on down there.
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Yet another fishy sounding name for a lady's axe wound.
Although not as fresh as he would have liked Jim ventured into the sushi cave tongue first.
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