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1. n. Popularised by Jonathan Rhys Meyers as King Henry VIII in the final scene of The Tudors, season two, any food dish representing one's most gourmand culinary desires. (Rltd.: swan.)
2. v. The act of indulging in anything that qualifies as swan pie. (Rltd.: swanning, swanned.)
3. n. A baked pie of any type or variety, usually of the type made in or around the Elizabethan period, decorated by component parts of a swan that are still in tact, such as wings and head, giving the pie the appearance of a swan.
A: Dude, that's a $#!7load of food!
B: Yea bro, it's good swan pie.
C: What are you guys doing tonight?
D: Swanning some ayce sushi. What are you saying?
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An island....With about 350 people here....we’re all soon going to die...good luck with the war China...See, I’m already loosing my mind....OR WILL IT HAPPEN!!!!.........
Swans Island is an island....The End
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A problem which is impossible to solve or extremely difficult to solve.
Or when someone which makes a moment so awkward its difficult to endure.
john: Last night my girl wouldn't let me stick it in her ass,
Paedro: Sounds like quite the swan fuck
john: It was, but i did it anyway and came out looking like a cola icepop
Paedro:WTF, you just swan fucked me
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Easily the best album of 2008 by the 6 member band called Hollywood Undead; often known for wearing masks and rapping about MySpace, alchohol and the scene style.
Person 1: Hey, did you get Pretty. Odd. this year?!
Person 2: Pfft. No. Pretty. Odd. was terrible. Swan Songs was the best of ohh-eight.
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When one has a rather muscular arm/bicep which bulges his shirt or clothes. An over large bicep muscle which also may be described as 'Hench'.
"Look at that geeza, check out his pregnant swan."
"oi breddas check out my pregnant swan."
"that mans jj is the creator, look at his pregnant swan!"
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Swan Hills; A small shit town where people come to work cause the oil is good, and the kids just smoke weed cause there is fuck all to do in Swan Hills but get high.
Bill: Yo man, what should we do since we're in the swan hills?
Dillop: lets get high theres fuck all to do
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Originated from the original motion picture Black Swan
(adj.) to look at someone in a suspiciously, sexually curious manner; paranoid.
(v.) to black swan one's self is to masturbate with your mother in the room; to fanatically fantasize sexually and paranoia based about someone of the same sex; to cup a women's vagina.
n.) someone or something that is paranoid, evil, dark, weird, mental disorder, and/or erotic; a woman who has lesbian tendencies; one who looks like they'll stab you or themselves with a mirror shard and put your remains in the bathroom
(adj.) "You look really black swan right now, could you please stop looking at me like that?"
(v.) "He totally black swanned my vag last night."
(n.) "Did you see that picture of Kristen Stewart? She totally looks like a black swan."
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