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eco terrorist extraordinaire
"this tiktok day trader thinks he's taylor swift bro, why the fuck are you renting a private jet to fly from miami to new york? just walk! such beta male behavior!"
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Actually a pretty talented girl. Writes all her own lyrics and plays guitar, and despite what everyone on here says she does have a good voice. However I will give you all that her music definetely is *not* country. Most people diss her for all her songs being about the same thing, but there are quite a few that aren't, and even so, most country songs are about "love" anyway.
Some Guy on Urban Dictionary- "OMG Taylor Swift is so bad live!!11!"
Me- "Have you even SEEN her live? Go watch her sing acoustic on YouTube."
SGoUD-"Oh.. *Facepalm*"
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1. The act of telling a blind date/girl from internet where to meet you and then driving by first to see what she looks like. If she's ugly you can drive away and you never had to actually meet her.
2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.
3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.
4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.
1. I'm meeting some girl from AOL today, but i'm gonna be Taylor Swifting her first to see if she looks as good as her picture...
2.
Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"
Guy Two: "Really? Who?"
Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"
Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"
Guy One: "Yeah"
Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"
3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"
Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"
13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"
4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"
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An amazingly talented, extremely successful, beautiful, genuinely awesome person. Her recent album, 1989, was her most successful album selling over 5 million copies in the US alone. she sold out of every show on her 1989 World Tour, in 2015. She has an amazing voice and a very sweet, kind personality. She is dating Calvin Harris and they have been together for over a year, they are goals.
"Wow, she's beautiful and has a great voice!"
"Yeah, she's such a Taylor Swift."
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A 25 year old pop singer with her latest album being 1989.
Omg have you heard Taylor swifts new album!!!!
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A gorgeous, successful singer and songwriter who earnt her fame, not inherited it.
Grew up on a Christmas tree farm and was bullied because she had curly hair and loved country music.
Look where she is now.
Taylor is amazing, to all the haters- could you actually do anything she's done? No. Get a life.
Person 1: "I feel so down in the dumps right now, I've had an awful day."
Puts on CD and 'Fifteen' begins to play.
Taylor Swift has a song for everything.
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A country singer with a reputation of getting hurt by guys and then writing songs about them as revenge because she's too scared to face them.
Note- she said she'd lie about her crush, and thinks burning pictures is sweet revenge. Lame.
Girl 1- I'm so mad that Justin doesn't see the fact that i'm way better than his off-and-on girl friends. He BELONGS WITH ME.
Girl 2- Oh don't pull a "Taylor swift"
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