swipe and wipe

to steal a piece of technology, such as a laptop or ipad, that is left out, and erase it to factory settings for quick resale.

"Johnny's iPad got stolen the other day from the cafe, and now I see one on Craigslist - another victim of the old swipe and wipe."

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Tuna swipe

To prevent a girl from scoring sexually with another girl

"Liz totally tuna swiped me when i finally got Tracy alone!"

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Swipe Left

The words "swipe left" was first used to reject future spouses, potential dating partners, and/or Hillary Clinton on the infamous dating app, Tinder. The phrase has devolped over time and now describes anything remotely ugly or detestable.

Ex 1: Pineapple on pizza? Ughh, swipe left.

Ex 2:

Girl: Hey! where're you from?
Guy: Florida.
Girl: Swipe left.

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swiped-out

adj.: of a magnetic-strip card, to have lost its information due to over-use.

I wanted to buy some new gear, but my credit card was all swiped-out, I have to get a new one.

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Tissue swipe

The act used after masturbation to clean the cum off of your Dick.Or to the act of cleaning cum of of the vagina or the mouth and for you dirty fellows the butthole. Then after this hiding it in someones closet bed dresser etc.

I just Tissue swiped your moms pussy last night.Oh by the way check under your bed.

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swipe balls

When you are wiping your ass after a big crap and you wipe the poop onto balls or lower back and or gootch.

Fuck nigga i just got swipe balls after that shit!

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Swipe Test

An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.

Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!

Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!

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