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Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.
Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"
John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"
A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.
Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.
Tard rage is when somebody angers a tard (or just a very socially awkward person) to the point where the tard gets so angry that they start going on rampage. The anger will often times give the tard superhuman levels of strength, and once you are in the path of one it will be impossible to escape without them trying to fucking murder you.
Backflip boy: I’m gonna write that (insert yards name) doesn’t have a dad on the white board.
Tard: RHEEEEEEEEE (somehow breaks the marker and starts to choke backflip boy out.
Bystander: oh shit he’s goin on a tard rage! Everyone run!
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a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.
why am i still working as a tard wrangler
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the tard guards who have to do the dirty work
that tard wrangler just ran down two tards
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the light headed feelng you get after power dragging an entire cig
yo man i got mad cig tarded last night cuz i didnt have any more weed
The female equivalent of the cumbrain.
The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.