“why’s he being such a dick?”
“He has TBS”
“Why is he being such a pussy?”
“oh don’t worry he just has Tight Butthole Syndrome”
Truth Behind Sarcasm
Using a sarcastic tone to say the truth so that your lie hides in plain sight.
She- I look so fat, don't I?
He- Yea babe, you look like a sumo wrestler!
She- I can sense that TBS
When you get basically nothing in your Taco Bell food because they don’t pay attention to portions
Man they really pulled a TB Whammy on my ass back there! 5 dollars for some bread and a pinch of lettuce?
TB is short for Therapeutic Boundaries so “I love you with TB” means I love you with therapeutic boundaries.
This term is very good for people who are not in a relationship to express love and appreciation for each other while still understanding that there are mutual boundaries.
It can be used for any person and saying it to each person means something very different. Boundaries are commonly individualized for each relationship.
A: “I love you with TB. I just want you to know.”
B: “Awww thank you! I love you with TB too!”
Abbreviation for either 'Tony Blair; didn't read' or 'Tony Blair; don't read'.
What? Who wrote another article? Nope, I have no opinion on it. TB;DR.
The Dirty Tb is the sexual act of ordering a durum with extra chili. As the worker looks at you in disbelief, you immediatly whip your 10 foot punisher and tell the kebabman "i like it creamy", whereafter you begin ferociously fucking the durum in the shop. After you're done with the durum, you ask the kebabman if he would like a round of the Dirty Tb, he looks at you confused and tell you to come to the back. Here you start giving the kebabman wha the deserves, and start putting all the chilli right up his kebabman-hole.
Guy 1: "I want to open a kebabshop, but i'm afraid of getting hit by the dirty Tb"
Guy 2: "I wouldn't worry about it bro, it's kinda nice tbh"