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standing outside full stalls waiting for some one finish their crap.
You: Yea there was like a bajillion people in there so i was a stall stalker for like half a freikin hour
An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.
"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."
One Who peruses other people's comments on facebook or MySpace.
Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.
a creepy underclassmen, usually unpopular freshman, who try to get seniors to love them
julia keeps trying to talk to seniors on their facebook walls, but they just talk mad shit behind her back...
matt (the most popular senior in school) - so julia tried to ask me out last night over facebook message... what a senior stalker
Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...
I think Hillary is turning into a facebook stalker, she replies to all of my status updates...
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when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!
i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!
there's no escaping the stalker fart
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Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.
One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.
"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."
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