Bog Log

Self explanatory, really - a bog log is a shit, or a turd, or a poo

Wow that bog log is big enough for Grizzly Adams to build a cabin with it.

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bog crotch

slimy and sweaty feeling you get when you are either walking around in the sun, sleeping in the afternoon during summer, or refuse to shower. This disgusting occurance that resembles a bog occurs in the crotch region, hence: bog crotch.

"man, i fell asleep in my car yesterday." -josh

"I bet u got bog crotch pretty mad eh?" -nate

"whats worse is that ive got swampcrack too. i feel like honduras." -josh

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Bog Weed

Really Really Crap Ganja! Bottom of the barrell weed!
Also Known As Boggers

You on phone: Yo, You Got any weed geez?

Your Dealer: I've Only Got Bog Weed!

You To Friends: Shit guys, he's only got boggers What shall we do?!!

Freinds: Just Get a Teenth Man!

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Bog Whisk

A toilet brush

Nick: Someone had a good curry last night, they've managed to give the back of the bog a good coat of pebble-dash
James: Yea, I'll run the bog whisk over it

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mosh bogs

a mosher toilet
i.e. a cool toilet where chavs dont go
can also be called 'the office'
a trully awesome place to hang out at school when its cold

mosher 1: 'hey dude, coming to the mosh bogs?'
mosher 2: 'yeah those fuckin chavs are pissin me off, i need to get away'
chav: 'errr, dont be cheeky you fockin mosh 'ed'
*both moshers walk off into mosh bogs*

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spaz bogs

bogs for spazzes. Contain many unfamiliar and futuristic accoutrements not available to vanilla toilet goers. Frequently abbreviated to spazbogs

Right, lads. I'm off to release solo material in the spaz bogs.

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d-bog

A guy who sets you up on a date but doesn't warn you that she isn't interested in a serious relationship.

"Ryan Blanchard set me up with a girl from Provo but never told me she wasn't looking for a boyfriend. What a d-bog!

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