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10-12 year old girls who smoke cigarettes and usually have clothing that is thought to be appropriate for dirty run down strip joints. It is not unusual to see a pack of three to four scurrying around the mall at unusual hours, although seeing them with their obnoxiously older boyfriends is not a rare sighting either. Their boyfriends usually range in age from 18 to 22. it is also not unusual for a pack to come up to a group of upstanding citizens asking for a dollar when all they want to do is get something to eat and get the fuck out.
Dave: yo John, the girl just came up to me and wanted me to give her 75 cents. I think she's pretty cute.
John: Ew dude thats gross, shes 12 years old. Just another mall rat.
Dave: my bad John, I'm just really stoned
John: It's ok man, we've all had our moments.
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when mall vendors try to sell you their product and stop at nothing. This includes grabbing you, verbally harassing you, and blocking your way from leaving until you buy it.
Vendor: hey you! you look like you're in need of a hair straightener!
Woman: no thanks, i really can't stay...
*Vendor grabs woman's arm*
Woman: what are you doing?
Vendor: please, let me show you!
Woman: no! get off!
*vendor releases her arm and grabs her hand leading her over to his booth*
Vendor: your hair will be silky smooth..
*straightens her hair*
Vendor: how many will you buy?
Woman: ..ugh... if you let me leave i'll buy one..
Vendor: SOLD!
Woman: that was such a mall rape.
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A large, "urban" shopping mall located in Springfield, Virginia. Has been gradually abandoned in recent years do to preference for Pentagon City and Tysons, which have been deemed "less ghetto" by the general public. Springfield Mall is famous for having a "Hot Topic" and "Taco Bell Express," 97 Auntie Anne's pretzel stands, and an extensive parking garage used for drug deals after closing.
People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"
Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
Boi, that girl's shoes is so ghetto...must have bought 'em at Springfield Mall...
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A small shopping centre in the thornhill area where most asians think they know all about when they can't even pronounce it corectally.
asian kid: OH MY GOSH! wanna go to promaranian mall they just opened artitzia!
white kid: it's Promanade mall you loser and aritzia you probably can't even afford anything there.
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A shopping center located in Rockaway NJ containing major stores such as Lord and Taylors, Sears, Macy's, JC Penny's, FYE and other such major retail dealers. It's a popular congregation area for elderly on their morning strolls, shopping adults and young teens.
Also a hang out area for local mall rats who cluster mainly around the FYE and arcade opening until being chased away by security.
The Rockaway Townsquare mall is only a short distance from any location in Rockaway!
Lets go shopping at the Rockaway Mall.
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same as spooky kids. the roughly 12-17 year old crowd perpetually lurking in the mall. trying hard to look goth. claims everything/everyone else is "mainstream" even though they bought their gear at Hot Topic and other chain stores.
named for Marilyn Manson.
"Oh look at that mall manson over there! I dare you to go tell him that in 5 years he's gonna look back and be embarassed about that face paint."
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When somebody holds there skateboard by the truck (most commonly in the mall) and is usually referred to as a poser.
"Check out that posers mall grab!"
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