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1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.
"You're a freaking horny toad! just go jerk off or something, and get over it!"
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When you and the fellers are out and one of them is acting like a straight up clown but all the boys are still down for it so it makes you squad up even harder than prior to the clownin
Lil HuCkleberry was being a krimpie toad last night at Club Space, he had all the girls hounding for him.
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A highly illusive yet abundant species of toad. Greasy foods and beer seem to attract the carpet toad. Although many people have claimed to have been close enough to even feel the carpet toad run right next to them, experts have yet to capture one for scientific study or photography. There have been numerous reports that when startled, they will emit an unpleasant odor and rippling sound very similar to the barking spider. Some experts have theorized that due to the different odors and sound variations that there may be different breeds of carpet toads. Most experts agree that it is closely related to the Brown Spitting Toad.
Bill: Dude, did you fart?
Bob: No, must have been those carpet toads again.
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Take me Chalk Farm, I'm crossing the frog and toad.
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Someone from Queensland who poisons everything they touch, rendering it useless. People from just about every other state can’t stand them, but many Queenslanders in some twisted way take pride in this. Some cane toads refuse to accept authority, and have tendencies similar to “sovereign citizens”.
Person 1: why won’t that new guy do what the boss says and stop acting like a egotistical jerk?
Person 2: he’s not acting, he’s a cane toad from Queensland.
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The unapologetic expression made when teabagging.
Man 1 - please, no!
Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
The mother of Kemps
"that chick looks like a total toad rottis"