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Someone who uses a claim that they are a Type A personality or an Alpha to explain something they did.
Person 1: Why are you doing that for?
Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do.
Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.
This vile creature likes to shit on beds and blame it on the dog. They also have a iconic line of "my dog stepped on a bee".
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A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.
Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."
... later on ...
*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*
Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."
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The act of shitting on your partner's side of the bed and proceed to blame it on your dog.
I heard they broke up because she was amber turding too often.
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The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.
Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?
Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln
Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.
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Projectile shit nugget in which shoots from ass under extreme pressure
Aidan ate 12 licorice sticks, a can of baked beans and a jar of prune juice. He sat on the toilet and shot a turd missile which caused a huge displacement of water.