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A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.
Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.
This is correct, however it doesn't answer the central question of what the unicorn tea party actually is (ie what they do with the unicorn tea". From the above definition one would surmise that they sat around and drank it like tea, but the assumption couldn't be farther from the truth.
Once the tea is collected, it is put into a very large metal spoon, this is typically held by the woman. One of the men will take a lighter and heat the bottom of the spoon until it begins bubbling. At this point the second man will take a syringe and pull the heated liquid in. The next and final step is to inject a pet cat in the tail. (this can only be done if one of the party has a pet cat).
Jim, Ally and I had a unicorn tea party last night, her cat is wicked pissed right now.
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When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position and then proceed to urinate in each other mouths.
The two men chatted at the Portuguese Tea Party during last nights events.
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when a group of people just sit around somewhere to bitch, moan, and complain about how life sucks for them!
Who invited me to this piss and shit tea party!
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When you find a girl on her period, and take her bloody tampon and dip it in your tea like a tea-bag.
"Man, nothing spices up my tea like some vagina blood. I love the Boston Tea Party."
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a group of girls that NEVER EVER go out, sit at home on weekends doing homework, sipping tea, and making cookies/brownies.
"YO you hanging out with the tea party clan this weekend or are you gonna not be a nerd and come out?"
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A mentally challenged citizen who believes he has a political opinion. He adopts prejudices and platitudes from some filthy rich, anti-social demagogues and believes that FoxNews is sent by god. As a reward, the tea party master puppeteers destroy the health care system, the educational system and the country in general, later they create a new caste-based society.
Is there a day in Washington D.C. without hateful speeches of useful tea party idiots?
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