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assholes who take your phones illegally and tells you that the bell doest release you I do
my teachers are assholes
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Human being who enjoys teaching, and ruining your afternoon
This teacher gave us 2 packets of algebra
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Demon's trying to give you jackshit exams and get you to work at Mcdonalds yet they give you fucking crippling depression from you learning your but of when you could be on Fortnite reporting stream snipers but no one answer incorrect and they are getting a leather belt out because they feed on your sadness
My teacher helps me learn at school
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A teacher is someone who pretends to be a human whilst living among humans. A teacher is a demon from hell who works for Satan himself.
Look, that’s my English teacher. I dont like him. He is Satan’s employee.
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Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.
Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.
Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.
Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?
Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.
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A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
Teacher: What's the diameter of the Sun?
Student: Who the f@@k cares???
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A person who has the balls to go back to school on purpose
Rohan: why is the teacher coming back to school?
Britney: coz hes a twat and does it on purpose
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