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The testicles belonging to a jewish man that provide sperm to the jew penis which is the largest kind of penis in the world.
The guy has jew testicles, his girlfriend must love having sex!
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Perez Hilton's breath smells of testicle gravy.
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Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.
The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.
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The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.
Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
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Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.
1 - Implying something is cool
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
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The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.
Nadsack: no... dont get it...
Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!
Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!
Dude: YES! I GOT IT!
Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!
Dude:....I love this game.
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