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Blood on my razor - shit on my dick

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.

After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016

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i just shit my pants

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for

ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."

by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004

104๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Back On My G-Eazy Shit

After a Break-Up, You boost your confidence ten fold by Taking on the persona of Oakland-based rapper G-Eazy.

I broke up with Tiffany, Iโ€™m back on my G-Eazy shit.

by BigWaterJug December 29, 2018


are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.

*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!

by EndItall666 April 24, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit my own bell

The process by which you become overly excited, frustrated, or any other strong emotion by a situation and unfortunate things happen to the body.

I got so pissed off at that stupid driver that cut me off I shit my own bell.

by Arthur Unkgnome April 6, 2011

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I want to shit my pants

An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.

I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.

- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...

by little.piece.of.cow.poo April 28, 2018