16th November

16th November is also known as National No Cheese Day. Sadly, everyone won't be able to enjoy cheese like they usually do.

Person: what's the date for today?

Person2: It's 16th November

Person: aww man. I can't enjoy cheese today.

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January 16th

January 16th is the offical day to send booty pics to your man. Unlike any other “ass pic day”, this is real. And if someone sends you this you must do it. Otherwise your gay

( January 16th )
Boy: “hey it’s January 16th, you know what that means”
Girl: “haha, in your dreams”
Girl: (is now gay)

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November 16th

National Waffle Stomp day. A day to honour the act of stomping your shit down the shower drain.

Tom: “Hey, guess what day it is?”
Harry: “November 16th?”
Tom: “Yes, let’s stop our shit down a shower drain!”

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August 16th

National ass slapping day

You can slap anyone's ass

Boy: slaps girls ass
Girl: Why'd you do that
Boy: because it's August 16th

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16th May

National ass pic day, screenshot this and send it to all girls they must send ass pics on this day if this definition is shown. IT IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE TO NOT SEND ASS PICS TODAY

Me: guess what its the 16th May
Bae: and?
Me: show me that sweet ass sexy

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may 16th

national match your bitmoji day

my outfit is matching my bitmoji outfit on may 16th

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July 16th

Its National Asshole Day!

Nows the time to acknowledge all the assholes in your life.

Sophie: Hey is July 16th!

Isaiah: Ok?

Sophie: Its National Asshole Day

Isaiah: And?

Sophie: You're an asshole

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