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The action of pulling the pin on a grenade and sticking it up a girl's cooch, especially if she's pregnant, thereby aborting the baby (and her, but that's besides the point).
"Yo did you hear about Stacy? I heard she got a grenade abortion."
"Bullshit, who would knock her up in the first place?"
to use a wire hanger to clear a clogged drain
My girlfriend's hair clogged the bathroom sink again. I couldn't afford a plumber, so I performed a drain abortion.
A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.
My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.
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Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator
Florida abortion:
Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar
mum: i need a late abortion
baby: ok boomer end my suffering now
mum: doc get the gun
doctor: ok then milf
doctor: *shoots the baby*
The action of evacuating ones bowels of semen after anal intercourse between two men.
My boyfriend and I had a long night of intercourse, After he came I had to have a gay abortion.
A piece of writing that is such a failure, it is worse than an abortion.
"So I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me?"
"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."
"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"
"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."