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When the weekend goes by fast like somehow you were transported to Australia and it's Monday already.
Wow, that was an Australian Weekend!
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Same as a french kiss except its down under.
PS!
Some dumb twit wrote this as a definition of an american kiss instead of australian... I wonder why he thinks "down under" is in the north... lol
If you know what a french kiss is and you know what "down under" means, you'll know what an australian kiss is. Get it?
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Stupid televison show hosted by two morons, one who looks like he's on speed constantly, featuring 100 or so idiots who think they will make a difference in the music industry and judged by a bloke who looks like a rock-spider, a black American who couldn't make it in her own country, and a short fat geezer with a cockatoo hair-cut who think's he knows alot about hip-hop music. Pathetic. If Bob Dylan had been born in 1980 and auditioned, would be rejected because he doesn't look 'funky' enough. For people who know nothing about music. Destroy.
Australian Idol audition-
Bob Dylan- "Well, Marcia I'm gonna sing a song of mine called Don't Think Twice It's Alright..."
*plays classic song*
Marcia, Mark and Kyle- "Sorry mate. Your not funky enough. That will never sell. NEXT!"
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The sexual art of ejaculating inside the partner's mouth, the partner transfers it back into the other's mouth and the he, in turn, tongues the semen into the partner's anus.
Jackie is the type of nasty slut who would get an Alaskan Pipeline, Alabama Hot Pocket and Australian TenderCrisp all in one go.
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The act of ejaculating on the female's hair and the female whipping her hair in a circular motion.
Guy 1: Did you give her an Australian Helicopter ?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!
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When having anal sex with a female right before ejaculation grab her hair tight and yell out her sisters name. If she does not have a sister her mothers, best friends, or daughters name will do. Then hold on tight for the ride.
I gave Becca an Australian cowboy last night and stayed on almost eight seconds.
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Named after the raspberry where one wiggles your finger across your lips when blowing air.
When a man and woman have been having really rough sex and when he pulls out, she's queefing and the man wiggles his finger across her meat curtains.
My girlfriend kept making fun of me coming too fast so when we were fucking the other day, I gave her an australian raspberry.