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Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
The act of cooking a barbecue using the heat of a car engine, usually a twin cam engine is used but the single cam barbecue is often just as effective
“F*cks sake the barbecue’s out of gas, how are we gonna cook dinner”
“Don’t worry mate I’ll just fire up the Twin Cam Barbecue”
barbecue watermelon jizz is the term for brollic black guys jizzing on white men/women
Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
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Drinking challenge.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.
We where doing the barbecue wizard last saturday and i was spilling the drink for the fun of it.