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(Verb): The action of which someone displays poor rizz
Did you give her the Bennett special. Yeah she didn't want me.
Pretty,goals,will always follow through with her plans,she is kind and has a huge heart
A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.
Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:
Josh:
A sad and confused man who when justifying why ‘black is sexy’ says that widows are hotter than angels, thus perpetuating his weird sexual fantasises.
Person 1: Woah that’s a hot widow
Person 2: Yeah I bet Charles Bennett has rooted her.
A rare species of Homo sapiens. Known to be foul-smelling and clumsy. Often referred to as unintelligent, ignorant, and foolish. Only to be seen driving a red car. This rare species of Homo sapiens is colorblind and often drives through red lights and stop signs. Often seen wearing all-black outfits with a pair of ultra boost. This rare species exempts its stench into the clothing causing it to reek.
The Greek god of anagrams. His infamous catchphrase that strikes fear into anyone is, "smoked "sent with lasers"".
Girl after losing anagrams: Who, who are you?!
Bennett Golad: Smoked "sent with lasers"