Q*bert

An arcade game from 1982, one of the more anoying arcade games that came out during that time. The basic gist is you control the little orange alien Q*bert around the M. C. Escher style levels. Q*bert must jump on ever square while avoiding a varity of colored blobs. The controls are clunky at best, and at times they will leave you yelling out in frustraiton. All in all the game is highly addictive, but it's not worth the hassle of breaking somthing in a fit of rage.

Guy 1: Hey what happen to all your money?

Guy2 : I blew it all on that damn arcade game

Guy 1: Which one?

Guy 2: Q*bert. the colors man, the colors.

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q-bert

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

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bert mccracken

definition:me, myself, i

background: uh.. religious and crappy..

when i wake up in the morning and look in the mirror.

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The Bert Dance

A simple and highly skilled dance routine done by the one and only McCracken of The Used.
(WARNING) The Bert Dance is not suggested for children under the age of 12.

Those radd kids over there totally busted out the Bert Dance.

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bert mccracken

BERT iS ~SEW~ HOT
i WANT TO DO HiM AND THA REST OF HiS BAND THA USTED

THEY R ALL HOTTiES HE iS VERY TALENTED AT WOT HE DOES N THA REST OF HiS BAND iS 2

i LUV U BERT!!!! iM GOiNG TO MEET U SUMDAY!! KiSSES FROM JENNY

BERT MCCRACKEN iS A HOTTiE!

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Q-Bert

a video game for the early Nintendo systems that will be remembered solely as a waste of cartridge space

"I rented Q-Bert last week from E-Z Video and it really sucked!"

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Bert and Ernie

When something is tight

Example 1: "Man that party last night was so Bert and Ernie bro!"

Example 2: "Dude she was sooooooooo Bert and Ernie I'm gonna hit that one more time"

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