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a friend of yours who is willing to try flavored condoms with you
i was at an event and they were handing out flavored condoms in the bathroom. would you like to be my bubblegum buddy so we can try them together?
A odd type of Reptilian that existed between the jurassic-cretaceous period on earth, with breast large enough that resembled a popular candy or treat consumed by humans and being blown and expanded.
Don’t search up Dinosaur with 500 teeth name
Dinosaur bubblegum tiddies
A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.