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A sexual act performed by locals from several caribbean nations with visiting female tourists, always with their enthusiastic consent. The female holds onto a buoy, log or other bouyant object in the ocean, while being simultaneously penetrated anally and vaginally, by two males. To people on the shore, it merely looks like three people swimming in the ocean and is thus a very discreet sex act. Known in Jamaica, Aruba, Bahamas, Trinidad and Tobago, St. Kitts, Nevis, Barbados and U.S. Virgin Islands.
My ex-girlfriend went with her girlfriends to Hedonism II last summer. I later found out she did the coco bump with some locals and summarily dumped her.
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This is a game that applies to Mini Coopers. Just as you would punch a friend's arms after seeing a Beetle Volkswagen car while saying "Punch Buggy yellow, no punch back", you would BUMP your arm into your friend's arm while saying "Coopa bump green, no bump back! if you see a Mini Cooper car" (Google it if you don't know what kind of car that is)
The same rule applies:
-You say license to avoid one mini cooper
-You have to say "no bump back" to avoid your friend viciously bumping you back
-Just have good ol' fun attacking your buddies and annoying siblings
This game was created by a competitive couple (A & C) who need more than Punch Buggies to win against each other in their games. See Vespa as well.
"Coopa bump (color of the car), no bump back!"
Elle and Tee are walking down the street one sunny morning. Suddenly, Ann sees a black mini cooper driving down the block. She bumped into his arm, shouting"Coopa bump black, no bump back!"
Curt: Aw, man you got me again.
Ann wins again for the day
The act of two lesbians smashing their vaginas together in order to recieve sexual gratification.
Hey Nicole you down for some muffin bumping?
Sure, I'll bring my Melissa Ethridge CD!
The act of two unshaven women performing vagina to vagina sex, also known as scissoring.
"Damn you should of been there when me and Jessica were bumping fur, I think I know what gender I truly want now."
The positive boost in sales or votes received by people who are guests on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report.
After appearing on The Cobert Report, the previously unknown candidate got the Colbert bump and pulled ahead in the polls.
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something one would do to please the landlord
They bump puffies to please the landlord.
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An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!
Speed bumps are assholes in asphalt form!
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